Omar and Umar's Blog of Martyrberrytown

Good twats to you all! Lamberts, it's been quart queet qwoot qoute quite a long nugget since I'z tore open the drawer of chesticles ...

Latency you've April or May have wantored to tell a shiny girl that she has a nice caboose along with a smoke'n pair of tinkly-winks...

Oh chodes, what a gaf. One day I'm typing up a dreary tornado, and the next I find it's all been happenstanced. What went on betwe...

The past few twats have churned some very cooky chanper tottles, for the pants. Omar and I losted our interwebs privileges after celebrating...

I think love is an android microblasty. But only on Thursdays. 'Cause the shaving garfunkle has no bazooka. This makes me twitch in m...

Lemons on toast, it sure has been single on a dollar. Can't help but hum the googlions outwardly. What a catch! Speaking of eeljohns,...

Great poops totwat, fortune ladles! I'z met me a new gerbil-kink on the jub-jub with Omar. She says she gots serpent johnny lots on her ...